I just made the conscious decision to slide off of my bed face first like a log ride boat because my feet are numb and my lighter’s on the floor.

  1. embessette said: How does a lighter solve numb feet? And did it splash when you landed on the floor like a log flume?
  2. afutiledread said: Magic.
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