♥ May 2nd, 2012

the luckiest

♥Mar 25th, 2012

I wish I had a cuddle partner who liked me as much as my cat likes to French kiss his balls.

♥ Mar 20th, 2012

♥ Mar 15th, 2012

“MY NAME’S CALEB AND I’M TOO IMPORTANT TO LOOK AT THE PERSON WHO FEEDS ME AND SCOOPS MY POOP AND PLAYS THAT SUPERMAN GAME WITH ME WHERE SHE LAYS ON THE GROUND AND HOLDS MY LONG BODY UP WITH HER FEET WHILE HOLDING MY FRONT SET OF LEGS IN FRONT OF ME WHILE MAKING ‘WHOOSH’ NOISES BECAUSE I’M STUPID AND I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING BECAUSE I’M A CAT”

♥ Mar 6th, 2012

Because I know you guys miss my cat and his long body.

♥ Dec 6th, 2011

We collect nightmares.

♥ Dec 5th, 2011

Me and the sweaty little tumor. He stretched the living shit out of my sweater.

♥ Dec 4th, 2011

For y’all who wanted more of me and my cat, here you go. We’re soooOOOoOOoOooo in love.

♥ Dec 3rd, 2011

A few days late, but the picture I promised you lot of me and Buttfart McStinky.